Early Winter Thaw Reveals Hidden Treasure
TORONTO (The Incorrect Broadcast) - With the sudden rise in temperatures across the northeast, an uncharacteristically warm spell in Toronto has unearthed a shocking discovery, one that researchers are calling an ancient turd burial ground.
Local Toronto resident Rob Nardecchia made the unprecedented finding Sunday morning in his backyard.
“I woke up and went to let my dog out and that’s when I saw it. I was like ‘Wow! That’s a lot of dog doo-doo.’ I mean my dog is only 30 pounds so I knew there had to be more to it than just my sheer laziness in letting the snow hide it.”
Researchers are now busy collecting samples with one academic referring to the scope of the scientific excavation as “The El Dorado of Poo”.